Pathetic

Only one request for a Google e-mail address? Don't people know this is the free e-mail event at that.

Work Fact of the Day

In the event of a fire drill, a muffled, heavily accented announcement will be made over the loudspeakers and people will mill about the entranceway until leaving. The receptionist will be ordered to stay in the building.

In the event of a real fire, I donate this blog to Veg.

Facts Sparky wants you to know

1. He was at last night's Madonna concert, and it was GREAT: "She did a good job. I give her a lot of credit," he says, noting it for her next quarterly performance review.
2. Madonna said Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 made her cry more than anything in her life.
3. (Also applies to everyone within three cubicles) This is a Material World, and he is a Material Girl (this is for some reason, sung in a deep, slow voice at times- picture the Tom Waits version of the song.)

Now that they're worthless

Since gmail is no longer the only gigabyte e-mail game in town, and they're rapidly extending their beta so that I've ran out of interested friends to give free trials to, I'm now opening it up to my legion of readers. The first two people who comment on this post with a legitimate e-mail address get a Google gmail account.


Update 1:05 PM:Scott Von Doviak claims address number one. One Remaining.....

The sort of thing that gives people with Asperger's a bad name