Facts Sparky wants you to know

1. He was at last night's Madonna concert, and it was GREAT: "She did a good job. I give her a lot of credit," he says, noting it for her next quarterly performance review.
2. Madonna said Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 made her cry more than anything in her life.
3. (Also applies to everyone within three cubicles) This is a Material World, and he is a Material Girl (this is for some reason, sung in a deep, slow voice at times- picture the Tom Waits version of the song.)